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1:28 PM EST on January 7, 2010

Mail time! (Note: These may not be real emails.)

Boy isn't my face red, and not just because it's cold outside! Hi-oh! - Oklahoma City Schools Superintendent
Yeah, no ice on the roads, it's really not that cold and yet, OKC schools are cancelled. I realize the excuse is because a lot of kids walk and being outside for 30 minutes would totally suck right now, but it's 19 degrees outside. It's not Day After Tomorrow cold out there. Helicopters aren't freezing up and crashing. It's the kind of cold where you just might have to do the thing where when you walk in a door you look at someone, hunch your shoulders a little, rub your hands together and say, "Man it's cold out there." But canceling school cold? Now you've just got us looking like sissies.