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Ouch. Lose Up to Nine Inches at Rejuvena. Ouch.

7:13 PM EDT on October 5, 2009

'Tis always fun to read the advertising in the Oklahoma Gazette. There are concert promotions, massage parlor advertisements, lots of boobs, and, of course, the advertisements for cosmetic body improvement. To that end, as my son E. T. (Eliot Too) and I were hanging out at the Red Cup on North Classen the other Wednesday, he kicks me in the leg. "Dad! Dad! Dad!"

Now, I'm reading an article on page 9 about some IT guy from LifeChurch.tv who has decided to live in a tent until December. The Gazette is always good for this kind of piece. Anyhow, I figure he just wants his omelet, but E. T. kicks me again and says "Daddy, why's there pictures of a bunch of peckers in the newspaper?"

Now, it's the Gazette, so most anything is possible. For all I know, it's just a picture of Falcon Five-O jamming to their most-down-loaded single, "I Suck", so I decide to just play along.