Technically, these Fatheads aren't yet available for purchase. But if they were, I would bet you $1,000,000 that some annoying Sports Animal caller like Driver or Jiggin Joggin Jim or Lumber Lady would own one.
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I don't know about you, but my favorite one is of Curtis Fitzpatrick. And that's just because he looks like a crazed lunatic running away with a basketball. It has nothing to do with how fun it would be to buy it and put it up in the HiLo bathroom.