Tom Coburn's belief that breast augmentation enhances a woman's health. Saving Grace creator Nancy Miller being convinced that her show represents her hometown. Steve Hunt. Jim Inhofe linking every person he despises to Bill Clinton. Sally Kern...obviously. The music of Toby Keith. Dave Morris' self important posture. Jim Traber's inability to remember anyone's name. Flaming Lips performances. Clark Matthews' ability to write The Justice League of Oklahoma stone cold sober.
The explanation is, literally, that it's in the water.