Last January, State Speaker Lance Cargill created some weird thing called the Oklahoma 100 Ideas Initiative. Here's how it was described:
The 100 Ideas initiative will change the way business is done at the State Capitol. Instead of legislation originating from lobbyists, special interests and government employees, this initiative seeks ideas from the private sector and from citizens across the great state of Oklahoma. Once the initiative is complete, the top 100 ideas will be published in a book and presented to the Oklahoma State Legislature.
Since we are citizens from the "great state of Oklahoma," we decide to contribute our own 100 ideas for the initiative. But since we're pretty sure that Speaker Cargill and his friends won't put any of them in his book, we figured it would be better to share them here over the next few weeks.
After the jump: Ideas 90-81
90. During all Zoo Amphitheater concerts, randomly feed one drunk guy to a bear or lion.
This would be an excellent way to spice up all those boring Poison and Lynyrd Skynyrd reunion shows that make there way to the zoo. There would also be a couple of provisions:
"¢ The next time Hinder performs at the Zoo, feed one member of the band to alligators.
"¢ The next time The Flaming Lips play at at the zoo, feed one member of Hinder to alligators.
