After facing intense scrutiny from TheLostOgle.com, Dean Blevins finally updated his web site this month, and I don't know what is more striking, the absolutely horrific writing or the fact that he barely even attempts to cover up his crush on tennis star Rafael Nadal.
You can read it all here, but good luck making it through the entire piece. The whole thing sounds like he looked up every word in the thesaurus. It's almost impossible to pick the single worst sentence in the whole piece, but I think I'll go with this one: