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Markwayne’s Bodyguard Rejected by Trump…

10:18 AM EDT on September 18, 2026

Well, that didn’t last long!

Back in June, we told you about Lance Schroyer – the longtime OHP bodyguard and former member of Markwayne Mullin’s security detail who followed his old buddy to Washington and somehow wound up as Donald Trump’s nominee to run ICE.

You know, the normal career trajectory for an Oklahoma bodyguard.

Sadly, I guess we’ll never get to know how badly Schroyer would have screwed up ICE while working as Markwayne’s puppet.

In case you missed it, Trump pulled the nomination on Thursday.

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