Oklahoma teacher warns students about the LGBTQIA+ “lifestyle”
7:25 AM EDT on March 30, 2021
Red alert, readers! Last week, an Oklahoma school teacher allegedly informed their classroom about something reprehensible…
FREDERICK, Okla. (KFOR) – An angry local parent is demanding action from Frederick Public Schools, after her daughter’s teacher allegedly used a classroom to call transgender and gay lifestyles sinful.
“When she called me, I was shaking and crying and I couldn’t even form thoughts,” Dawn Snodgrass told KFOR. “I was very upset.”
Snodgrass said she was livid after her daughter, Karagyn, called her to tell her about the class’s political discussion that turned controversial.
“The teacher said that it’s sinful to be trans and change your body. It was very infuriating, because I have a lot of friends that are LGBTQ and then I am,” said Karagyn.
This is stupid and infuriating for a variety of reasons.
First of all, research has found over and over and over again that being gay is not a choice.
Second of all, what the absolute hell is the gay “lifestyle?” Is it going on 4-10 years’ worth of bad dates until you find someone who can put up with your ass decently enough to sign a government contract that requires you to jointly go through the hell of tax season together for the rest of your life? What a lifestyle!
The 12-year-old, who identifies as pansexual, said this isn’t the first time her 6th grade class turned to scripture and the penalty they said was brought upon gay people in biblical times.
“And they brought up the Bible and that they were killing back then. There was no reason for that to be brought up,” said the preteen.
Geeze, let's hope Governor Kevin Stitt never hears about this. If he finds out there are pansexual students in Oklahoma classrooms, he may require the state to go back to distance learning! He'll also probably give the teacher an award for uncovering the sinister gay agenda
In all seriousness, I think this teacher has other so-called “lifestyles” to worry about that are truly unraveling the moral fabric of society. In fact, here’s 5 of ‘em.
The Lawmaker Lifestyle
The Joe Exotic Lifestyle
Again, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. But there is probably something wrong with forcing a bunch of big cats to live (and die?) in a compound that appears to be a far cry from their natural habitat while using meth and cussing out Carole Baskins on YouTube.
The MLM Lifestyle
I don’t care how miraculous your belly wraps, energy shakes, and lip gloss sets advertise themselves to be. Even your grandma is going to start declining your calls if you keep up with this “Girl Boss” social media harassment you call marketing.
The Redneck Lifestyle
I ain’t talkin’ about them good ol’ boys who wear boots and Carharts for utility while working overtime to afford their kids’ softball gear. I am talking about the asshats in the lifted trucks that have never had mud on the tires who blast Bro Country on their way to binge drink at Henry Hudsons and make it hard to hear the Thunder game because they’re fighting over the bill or hollering something about Trump.
The Bigoted Asshole Lifestyle
You know, the lifestyle that revolves around judging others and using bible verses in a public school setting to tell children that being a member of the LGBTQIA+ community is a sin. That’s a lifestyle that’s truly wrong.
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