"If integrity were celebrity, you'd know our employees by name."
If you're an Oklahoma City Thunder fan, there's a good chance you've heard that line a few thousand times in your life. It's from a dated, still running 2008 Devon Energy commercial that brags about the energy behemoth being named to Fortune's list of the "Most Admired Companies." The spot gives us a glimpse of a strange utopia where "Integrity is celebrity," and people idolize the founding fathers and worship hard-working, selfless individuals like firefighters, EMTs and... energy company executives.