Pour a can of beans over my head. I was wrong.
Proving there are some things in life that you truly can't make up, the Garvin County GOP Bean Feed is a totally real and spectacular event. It's not a prank.
On August 24th, Garvin County Republicans really are going to set around, eat beans and cornbread, fart, and talk about the good old days of the Klu Klux Klan. It's the type of thing they call in rural Oklahoma a "typical Saturday night."