See that picture? No, it's not cheesy clip art of an African-American household for a banking ad. It's actually Oklahoma Speaker of the House T.W. Shannon and his family. If he looks happy in that picture, well, he should be. He has a hot wife, cute kids and nice sweaters. He also gets to prance around while wearing shoes with no socks. What a joy that must be. I'm conscious and self-aware, so I'd feel like a disgusting tool doing something unsanitary like that, but it would be fun to do it for a day and not worry about people judging and mocking you.
Anyway, T.W. thinks all people should be happy and married like he at least pretends to be. He's introduced legislation that would take money away from welfare entitlement programs and fund a pro-marriage public service campaign instead.