The dreaded summons came to my home. Sure, it isn't quite as bad as the kind of summons that says you are being sued, but jury duty still sucks. I know because this is my second time to be called even though I still haven't hit thirty. (And yes, I'm tired of senior citizens marvelling, "You've been called twice? I've never been called for jury duty." Bite me, Grandma.)
Having done a stint at the county courthouse when I was a young pup of eighteen, when I at least had my college text books to study, I knew I was in for hours and hours of boredom. So, when I showed up at the Federal Courthouse, I came up with a plan to fight the tedium: share my experience with you, TheLostOgle reader.