A few weeks ago, I received the following email in the Ogle in-box. It came from an anonymous address. Everything is [sic]:
Read article about OSA and ABerdeen collections. Agree with you what you say, but be careful if I were you. Sheriffs are vindicitive bunch. They’ll get even. Research what happened to Kyle Loveless.
Unlike Kyle Loveless, I don’t have anything to hide and, for the most part, I’m a decent law-abiding citizen. That being said, the paranoid reader does have a good point. Oklahoma sheriffs don’t have the best track record when it comes to ethics and professionalism, and some of them do seem like a “vindicitive” bunch.
As a result, I’m not going to write a snarky article about how they continue to abuse civil asset forfeiture laws, or how the Oklahoma Sheriffs Association is now subject to openness laws, or once again, how they help extort and ruin the lives of fellow Oklahomans.
Instead, I’m going to go with flattery and rank the 10 hottest Oklahoma sheriffs. Who knows, maybe they’ll like it and it will help get me out of ticket someday. Check it out:
10. Shane Booth – Ellis County
Often seen riding the plains with his blue ox Babe, Shane Booth is one of the most popular sheriffs in Oklahoma. In fact, according to the OSA website, he’s been in office since 1970! That’s nearly 47 years of public service to the citizens of Ellis County.
9. Jeremie Wilson – Jefferson County
Hailing from the southern Oklahoma town of Waurika, Jeremie combines the squirmy good looks of telephone line repairman with a tile contractor who left the job unfinished. He’s so hot he’ll make a radar gun short-circuit.