It got me thinking, maybe we should have a good old-fashioned TLO caption contest for this photo. This is because:
A. It seems like a fun, engaging exercise.
B. On Tuesday night, I developed a fever, chills and stomach ache that felt like someone inflated a balloon in my stomach and then punched my belly repeatedly like I was King Hippo. By Wednesday morning, I was so sick and fatigued I could barely get out of bed. In fact, I actually slept through the early rounds of the capitol riots! Yesterday, I worked up enough energy to go to urgent care to get checked out, and after poking and prodding me and running tests, they sent me to the ER to get a CT scan. Yada yada yada, blah blah blah, I'm now at home loaded up on antibiotics and pain pills to treat a condition called Acute Diverticulitis. Long story short – I don't feel like doing a lot of working or thinking today, and a caption contest is an easy way to mail it in.
Anyway, I guess leave your caption in the comments below. The best one will receive a $25 Gift Certificate to Mullin Plumbing – The Red Rooter.