If Judge Caputo ever finds himself in the metro, I'd suggest he hit up PNS Massage in Edmond. If they're not open, he can possibly find a high-end brothel. I heard they offer massage, too.
Narcotics agents searched the massage business last year. Multiple employees reported the business was run "solely for the purpose of prostitution," according to an affidavit filed with the charge. One employee was identified as a 17-year-old girl.
Narcotics agents investigated further after getting the report about the judge. At one point, an undercover agent posing as a prostitute met with the judge, law enforcement sources said. He later sent her a text about having a "threesome."
Give me break. Who hasn't texted a prostitute to see if they want to have a golf threesome?
Anyway, it will be interesting to see how this affects Judge Caputo's re-election chances. Now that we live in Trump's America, he'll probably be retained by a record-margin. If so, he should change his pro wrestling name to MeJudge A Trois or Honorable John.